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LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn -- She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette...DOWNLOAD

Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed - DOWNLOAD(Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart's been wanderin' since the day you were born. No roots to hold you

The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan NafzgerFREE DOWNLOAD -  Aggie Bar Fight Song .mp3Verse 1: I walked into a bar, a

Someone Light Me a Drink, Pour Me a Smoke Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Someone Light Me a Drink, Pour Me a Smoke -- Lyrics and Music by Alan NafzgerDOWNLOADVerse 1 Sittin' at this bar, I’m

Seasonal crew arrives after the fruit changes careers YAKIMA, Wash. — An apple grower who spent the summer preparing for harvest received word that her seasonal crew could finally get to work just as the apples

A Video Game Storm Meets Real-World Crop Risk DES MOINES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — A Farm Simulator 25 enthusiast has demanded federal crop insurance after a storm destroyed his digital cornfield, insisting that the federal government should

The Robot Wants Benefits; the Cow Wants Her Old Milker Back MADISON, Wisconsin (Farm.FM) — A dairy bot at a Wisconsin milking operation has requested paid time off, a climate-controlled charging room, and recognition as Employee

The Nubian Ended the Quiz by Eating It COLUMBIA, Missouri (Farm.FM) — The county fair's dairy goat showmanship questions ended eight minutes early Thursday when a Nubian named Patricia ate the examiner's clipboard, including the answer

The Cows Work Harder; the Owners Ask About Pay APPLETON, Wis. (Farm.FM) — Dairy farm milk production has climbed again, prompting economists to congratulate the nation's cows on working harder while the people who own them

Diesel Suppliers Don't Accept Butterfat ROCHESTER, Minn. (Farm.FM) — Dairy farm milk hauling fees have risen, prompting a tanker driver to remind producers that diesel suppliers rarely accept payment in butterfat, good intentions or milk samples.The

Work-Life Balance Pending the Cows' Approval LANCASTER, Pennsylvania (Farm.FM) — A Pennsylvania dairy has announced that its dairy jobs now offer competitive wages, flexible scheduling and a healthy work-life balance, subject to final approval from 240

The Hay Is Adequate; the Bill Is Not ITHACA, New York (Farm.FM) — A farmer who mailed a hay sample to the Dairy One Forage Lab received an impressively detailed report on feed quality, then requested

The Calf Chase Now Includes Holding Your Coffee AMARILLO, Texas (Farm.FM) — Organizers of a western competition have expanded ranch rodeo events to include a new challenge: catch a calf, shut two gates and preserve a

I Never Truly Appreciated Rudolph Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds I Never Truly Appreciated Rudolph - DOWNLOAD [Verse 1] It was Christmas Eve, the snow was falling down, I was hauling hay to the edge of

The Calves Outperform the Tractor LANSING, Mich. (Farm.FM) — Dairy farm beef-on-dairy calves have become the family's most successful investment, leaving the farmer relieved, his banker impressed and a jealous tractor asking why it cannot be

Hogs ask why Washington wasn't tested first MADISON, Wisconsin (Farm.FM) — Three American states are taking part in a coordinated effort to eliminate a serious pig disease, prompting hog producers to ask whether the same scientific

The Heifer Costs More Than a Car; the Bank Wants 20 Percent LANCASTER COUNTY, Pennsylvania (Farm.FM) — A dairy farmer attempting to finance a dairy heifer was informed Tuesday that the animal would qualify for a

The New Button Calculates Generational Regret MANHATTAN, Kansas (Farm.FM) — A popular farm loan calculator has introduced a new button labeled "Apologize to Your Children," allowing farmers to estimate monthly payments and the exact moment their

Committee must first decide whether the vegetable consents to dinner WASHINGTON, D.C. (Farm.FM) — Cornell researchers have built an experimental tomato that turns red-purple when nitrogen is low. On Capitol Hill, the breakthrough has inspired a

Farmer asks if it can argue with his banker AMES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — American farmers are being offered a new autonomous planting system that can run a tractor without anybody sitting in the cab, finally allowing

Fuel Relief Arrives After the Harvest Bills Are Paid OMAHA, Nebraska (Farm.FM) — American corn farmers are reconsidering their traditional business model after discovering that growing corn is significantly less profitable than owning the oil required

Six Hundred Tiny Eggs and a Mountain of Forms LINCOLN, Nebraska (Farm.FM) — A small farm quail operation has produced 600 speckled eggs and a stack of proposed paperwork taller than the birds, after a paperwork

Million-dollar horses on television, 4 a.m. feeding in Callahan County ABILENE, Texas (Farm.FM) — As Taylor Sheridan prepares to unleash another season of The Last Cowboy, American ranchers have started asking whether Hollywood understands what cowboys

Las Vegas, a $1 million purse and one rancher who kept the cattle LAS VEGAS, Nevada (Farm.FM) — Taylor Sheridan has done something American agriculture experts once called impossible: he's made cowboys exciting to wealthy television

Farmers say their wives and bankers already do that AMES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — American agriculture has entered a dangerous new era: Scientists have taught tomatoes to complain, and farmers who already answer to spouses, bankers, machinery

Milk Gets a New Ad Campaign for What It Always Had CHICAGO, Illinois (Farm.FM) — The dairy industry has unveiled an ambitious new marketing breakthrough after discovering that milk contains protein, a fact apparently hidden in

Retailers, Bankers and Wall Street Are Doing Fine WICHITA, Kansas (Farm.FM) — American farmers have discovered an extraordinary feature of the national food economy: everyone involved in getting food onto supermarket shelves expects to make money,

Officials Say Foreclosures Will Be Faster, Paperwork Lighter DES MOINES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — Washington has reassured American farmers that another 1980s-style agricultural financial crisis will be handled more efficiently, with improved foreclosure technology, electronic bankruptcy applications

America's Last Farm Mechanic Charges $900 to Open the Hood WICHITA FALLS, Texas — Silicon Valley has finally perfected the American agricultural economy by removing its most persistent source of inefficiency: the farmer.The new system, called

Midwest farmers finally find somebody who appreciates them DES MOINES, Iowa (Farm.FM) — Taiwanese buyers are examining American corn for ethanol production, delivering the biggest international compliment the Midwest has received since somebody overseas discovered that

Farmers Learn the Difference Is a Tax Collector FRESNO, California (Farm.FM) — California farmers have discovered a remarkable scientific phenomenon: diesel fuel that's perfectly acceptable for running a million-dollar combine becomes a matter of government concern