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Farmer Asks Whether Government Can Start a Combine First AMES, Iowa — Progressive politicians celebrating America's anti-Trump election backlash have unveiled the agricultural equivalent of economic equality: every farmer will receive exactly the same access to

LYRICS: Barbie Was Born in a Barn Parody by Bale Harrison & The Texas Field Hands Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger Barbie Was Born in a Barn -- She wasn’t raised in Malibu, no shiny pink Corvette... DOWNLOAD

Lyrics: Tumbleweed Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds Tumbleweed - DOWNLOAD (Verse 1) You blow in like the wind, never stayin’ long, Your restless heart's been wanderin' since the day you were born. No roots to hold you

The Aggie Fight Song Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds The Aggie Bar Fight Song: Music and Lyrics by Alan Nafzger FREE DOWNLOAD -  Aggie Bar Fight Song .mp3 Verse 1: I walked into a bar, a

God Restores What the Locusts Ate Performed by Debbie “Hayride” Harper & The Prairie Songbirds God Restores What the Locusts Ate - DOWNLOAD Verse 1 God restores what the locusts ate, that’s what the good book says, It's true; he

Iowa farmer tries motivational speeches in place of nitrogen AMES, Iowa — American corn farmers facing fertilizer prices approaching $875 per short ton have begun exploring alternative methods of crop nutrition, including positive thinking, motivational speeches

Privacy campaign follows AI monitoring of Northern Ireland herds COUNTY ANTRIM, Northern Ireland — Britain's dairy cows have launched an unprecedented campaign for digital privacy after discovering that artificial intelligence cameras can monitor their daily movements

£23 million facility awaits a threat that never arrived PORTSMOUTH, England — Britain has achieved a breakthrough in international diplomacy after spending years and millions of pounds on border inspection facilities, only to discover that European

Access route runs through two backyards FORT DODGE, Iowa — A family that divided its farmland equally among three siblings has awarded the daughter who farms three fields she can reach by driving through two backyards

Cattle check meets grocery sticker AMARILLO, Texas — A rancher who stopped for groceries after selling cattle asked a cashier to put half a ribeye back after discovering that the steak appeared to have enjoyed a

Menard County Jr. Livestock Show and Premium Auction: Treasure Hunters Interview Market Goats Lost-Mine Society Concludes 10,488 Goats Have Searched Menard County More Thoroughly Than Anyone Since 1757, Arrives at the Show Barn to Take Their

Williamson County Livestock Show: Chip Plant Can't Take Delivery of Placing Taylor Chip Plant Waits Three Weeks at the Loading Dock for a Goat Placing That Weighs Nothing and Is Not Coming TAYLOR, Texas — The purchasing

McCulloch County Junior Livestock Show: Committee Cannot Accept $10,000 Tie Brady Sale Committee Spends Eleven Months Trying to Break a $10,000 Tie That Nobody Who Got Paid Wants Broken BRADY, Texas — With the McCulloch County Junior

Family unanimous on sentiment, silent on financing MILES CITY, Mont. — Three siblings have unanimously agreed to keep the family ranch in the family, provided their brother who runs it can produce enough money to buy

CSIRO Backs A$8 Million Regenerative Farming Trial ADELAIDE, Australia — Australian agricultural scientists have received nearly A$8 million to investigate a geographical possibility: farming techniques developed in wet European climates might not work equally well in

Officers trained to spot suspicious Brie face redundancy PORTSMOUTH, England — A £23 million British border inspection facility is facing an existential crisis after government officials concluded that European cheese may not constitute the national security

Fault code arrives before the technician does AMES, Iowa — A farmer who made the final payment on his combine in July celebrated full ownership this week by calling someone else to find out what was

Texas Goat Escapes, Proves More Qualified Than County Officials WICHITA FALLS, Texas — A Texas County Stock Show had a security breach when a prize Boer goat escaped his enclosure, wandered into a county committee meeting,

109 Localities Declare Calamity Over El Niño MANILA, Philippines — Philippine rice farmers have shown remarkable resilience against typhoons, droughts, floods, pests and unpredictable markets. The country's agricultural system, meanwhile, keeps running into a phenomenon scientists

The Algorithm Named the Farm After the Mortgage SALINA, Kansas (Farm.FM) — A popular farm name generator has stunned agricultural families by producing names so financially accurate that several farmers assumed it had gained access to

California's polyamory registry sends one rancher to the barn WICHITA FALLS, Texas — California has recognized multi-partner domestic relationships, and Texas ranchers have responded with the one question that matters in agricultural economics: can three wives

Designer Denim Fakes the Wear Ranch Work Gives Free AMARILLO, Texas (Farm.FM) — The ranch life fashion industry has introduced $250 jeans with authentic-looking tears, distressed seams, and a delicate perfume described as Hard Work, Before

AI cameras arrive in the Northern Ireland milking parlour COUNTY ANTRIM, Northern Ireland — British dairy cows have entered the modern surveillance economy after farmers began using artificial intelligence to monitor their movements, evaluate their health

Nobody Ever Complained About a Cowgirl Showing More Leg, Ranchers Say WICHITA FALLS, Texas — The Dallas Cowboys Cheerleaders debuted shiny, Western-inspired Halloween uniforms against the Arizona Cardinals, and the resulting controversy has spread from AT&T

Central Valley Growers Ask How to Fit 1,200 Acres in a U-Haul FRESNO, California — California farmers are demanding equal treatment after discovering that billionaires can escape the state's proposed wealth tax by relocating, while 1,200

Soybeans tell it to stop looking so desperate DES MOINES, Iowa — American corn has entered its third week of emotional uncertainty after Chinese agricultural buyers failed to demonstrate the level of commitment suggested by earlier

Million-dollar horses, designer boots and not a steer in sight WICHITA FALLS, Texas (Farm.FM) — Television producer Taylor Sheridan has apparently discovered the biggest financial breakthrough in American agriculture since barbed wire: cowboys can now chase

The Newborn Gets More Respect Than the Pickup WATERLOO, Iowa (Farm.FM) — Dairy farm calf prices have grown impressive enough that one farmer has started looking at the newborn calves more respectfully than the pickup truck

Purchases outside soybeans lag at a seven-year low BEIJING, China — American farmers have discovered that negotiating agricultural trade with China resembles selling a used tractor to a customer who promises to buy the entire dealership,

£253 million vanishes before lunch as farmers queue like concert fans LONDON, England — Thousands of English farmers attempting to secure government environmental funding have discovered that saving the countryside now requires the reflexes of a

Index says rain, boots say otherwise DALHART, Texas — A Panhandle rancher has invited a federal rainfall grid to spend a weekend grazing his pasture after the grid reported precipitation the rancher was unable to locate

Extension agents advise planting politicians near competitive districts WASHINGTON, D.C. — The United States Department of Agriculture has discovered an extraordinary new agricultural opportunity. American farmers may be able to improve their financial position by spending